The Big E and potter-E

Saturday Sarah and I went to the Big E. If you haven’t heard of it, the Big E is essentially a supersized state fair, with all of New England represented.

It was a good time. There was fair food, a midway, and farming exhibitions.

The sheer mass of people was a little overwhelming at times (especially when they were coming between me and a gyro… you don’t want to come between me and a gyro). But overall a fun time.

There was one point where I even filled the archetypical “boyfriend at a fair” role… we were walking around the Midway, looking at the games, looking for any that were interesting. Sarah saw someone walk by with a giant stuffed monkey, and said “Ooh, giant monkeys! We should try the game that has that as a prize!”

We found the place with monkeys, and it turned out to be a ring toss. If you’ve never seen ring toss, it’s a grid of glass bottles, you throw plastic rings and try to get them on a bottle. The tricky part is the hard plastic bounces off the glass, so the rings bounce around like pachinko balls. But I figure we can have fun trying, so I plunk down the $5 for a bucket of rings.

The second ring I throw comes to rest on a bottle! So I won the monkey for Sarah!

On Sunday, we were trying to think of things to do. Not many good movies were playing in the area. So while Sarah took a shower, I brainstormed and came up with about 20 fun things to do, most of which were legal. Sarah added a couple to the list, and we set off.

We ended up going to a paint-a-pot place, Claytopia. I painted two small bowls to use as dessert dishes, and Sarah painted a cat dish for Rita. They will be fired and ready to pick up by Wednesday, so we can see how they came out.

Then we watched some musicians (The Primate Incident, if I remember right) who were performing in a park. There was also a girl hula-hooping to the music, who was quite the expert.

We got some coffee and sat in the park, then bought some sandwich ingredients and went home and had sandwiches.

Training? Bleh.

After missing out on the FlashForward conference, I started looking around for other conferences and training available.

Nothing out there has caught my eye. It all seems bland and uninteresting next to FlashForward.

The more I look around, the more depressed I get that I’m not going to FlashForward. It looks exciting and interesting, and looked like there was lots of new stuff to learn. And this is the one time FlashForward’s in Boston, so probably missed my only chance to go for years.

Bleh. This is going to be a great week, the rest of the week I can be thinking about the fun things Adam and the others are doing at FlashForward, while I slog through bug fixes.

The witching hour is upon us

It’s midnight, movie night is over (we watched Zodiac, a bit slow in parts but good), and everyone has toddled on home. Sarah’s already asleep like a good student should be…

So I’m all alone in the quiet of the house…

as Dave was leaving, I found my nail clippers, which I had been on the point of tearing my house apart for earlier. But I decided to let it go, to not panic. So when Dave was heading out, he asked, “where would your clippers be?” and I replied “right here,” reached down, and picked them up. I swear I looked there earlier, but such is the way of seeking and finding,

So I clipped my nails, there is no one else awake… so time to…

time to…

time to…

clean my tub!


Before (eww)


Nine minutes and one brillo pad later.

Now perhaps I will read for a little, and then retire for the evening.

No Flash for Me

Damn. I had been looking forward to going to the FlashForward conference in Boston later this week. I was approved by my manager and director to go, but the process of getting info on how to actually get a ticket purchased took so long, that in the meantime, the conference sold out. So no fun Flash learnings for Tev.

Zombie Dreams

Had a long zombie-apocalypse-themed dream last night. Not a nightmare, exactly, but not a good dream.

The world was flooded with zombies, in a typical Night of the Living Dead sceneario. I join up with a group of people travelling across the land, in a Mad Max-ish world.

It’s an epic, sprawling journey. At one point we find an alien craft. I accuse the aliens of starting the zombie epidemic, but they deny responsibility. “We were just vacationing here,” says the female alien. “Yeah,” says the male, “pity about what’s happened here, we really liked coming here.” The aliens look just like humans, except the female looks male, and the male looks female. “Well,” I say, “a bit of a coincidence that just as you show up, we have a zombie outbreak…”

“No,” says the female, “we’ve been coming here for years. Great planet.”

“If it wasn’t you, can you help us?” I ask. “No,” she replies, “there’s a strict no-intervention policy. In fact, every time we come here, we stop at Mars on the way home, and take some photos there, and tell our friends that’s where we spent our vacation. We’d get in trouble if people found out we went someplace with lifeforms.”

We travel on, leaving the aliens and eventually finding a military compound, which we clear of zombies and live in. I frequently complain that I wish I had a sword. I had one for a while, but it broke. A good sword can take off a zombie head with a slash or two, no fumbling for ammo. “Remember,” says one of the guys in the group, an ex-military guy, “if you are low on ammo, use your plasmids.”
“Oh yeah,” I say, “I keep forgetting about those.” [plasmids are from the game Bioshock I have been playing, abilities like shooting fire from your hands]

I notice there is a path near the compound, which goes up into the mountains. I follow it, and discover a walled city. It is a larger military compound, made of adobe, and carved into the mountain itself. As we are exploring, we notice some zombies there. But they are acting differently. They are all very white, like albinos, and have a society. They speak to one another, and have a leader. They still hunger for human flesh, but they have re-opened a mall there, and have a working food court, and restaurants. They eat this food, but it only slightly feeds their hunger. They still look at humans with a lean and hungry eye.

As the albino zombies come towards us, we run back along the path. The leader zombie is talking about a treaty, and I am shouting back that it’s a good idea, but they are still following us hungrily. They finally fall back, except for two, which we have to fight. They are tougher than regular zombies, strong and more solid, but we finally take them down.

I am about to go to a neighboring town, because I have heard they have swords, but around then my alarm clock wakes me up.

Words to Live By

I’m sure everyone has their own personal mantras and philosophies, core rules they live by.

Here are mine:

1. Don’t Panic.

This one is from Douglas Adams, and good advice for all times. When it seems the world is falling apart around you, or you are falling apart around the world, stop and take a breath. And if you can, let that breath out as laughter at the absurdity of life, the universe, and everything.

2. Don’t be an asshole.

Pretty self-explanatory. I started of with a Buddhist/simplified Hippocratic Oath of “Do no harm” but realistically, that’s pretty much impossible. I figured the best I could do was just not be an asshole.

and today I thought of a third, which has been there but not been put down as words:

3. Be aware.

This is just sort of, try to be in a state of awareness at all times, try to see the domino-like inter-relationship between things, be aware of the details in life, take the time to really take in the sensory input coming into your brain.

So nothing amazing, but there they are, my Robocop-like Prime Directives.

new iPod!

I wasn’t planning on it, but I picked up a new iPod on the way home last night.
I got the 80GB “Classic” iPod, in black.

My old iPod still works fine, but I thought it would be nice to have a color screen, and be able to view photos and watch videos.

The new one holds twice as much (80GB vs. 40GB) but is half as thick. That’s technology for ya.

Here they are side by side. Click the image for more photos.

you eDiots!

So here we go again – Amazon is getting ready to launch its own eBook reader.

The good: they are Amazon, and it is an eBook reader

The bad: preliminary pictures show a clunky design with a full querty keyboard, and the projected price will be over $400.


Amazon Kindle

What will make a popular eBook reader?

  • LOW price point. Like $50-$100. Perhaps a maximum of $200, but only if it comes with a coupon for $50 worth of free books or something.
  • Simple, easy-to-use design. If you are shooting for wide acceptance, the average joe wants it to look like a book, not a computer. Tons of buttons and complicated design are intimidating to users. The design should have a minimal number of buttons: a page next, page back, and a 4-way d-pad and select button for navigating menus. Or just a page next, page back, and a touchscreen. The design should be symmetrical, with the buttons on the side, so it can be held by righties or lefties, also so you can switch hands if one gets tired, or if you are lying in bed reading on your side and roll over to the other side.
  • Crisp display. It needs to look like a book. eInk, like on the Sony reader, looks good. But they need how to work out how to make that self-illuminating somehow.
  • Long battery life. Books don’t run out of batteries, eBooks should go a long time without recharging. The Sony reader is pretty good in this department.
  • Rugged. The design should be ruggedized, and if possible, be able to survive a drop or two. Especially if you’re going to get students, teens, and kids using it too.
  • Books. An eBook is worthless without content. Like the DVD format getting studios to sign on, an eBook format needs to get publishers to sign on.
  • Workable DRM. I understand why publishers want DRM, to prevent pirating of content, but it’s got to be a workable system. There needs to be a way for people to lend their eBook to a friend, or even sell it in a used eBook store. Another part of this is that there are tons of different devices and formats. There need to be some standards that are universally accepted.
  • Marketing. Most people have no idea what an eBook is, some have heard of it but don’t understand it, and some actively oppose them. Sony Readers sit quietly in Borders on a lonely little kiosk. There needs to be a major promotional push to get peope excited about eBooks.
  • Reasonable book prices. If the hardcover is $20, the eBook should not be $20. I don’t care what bullshit spin or cost justifications publishers put out there, eBooks are cheaper to make. Period. When a book goes to print, it’s in a digital form already. For eBook publishing, it needs to be reformatted to the eBook file format, and put up on a server. That cost has to be way less than printing a book and shipping it all over the world. And as eBooks are published more often, the cost of format conversion should get cheaper, or even nonexistent, if publishing software offers a pushbutton conversion to eBook formats. So if the hardcover book costs $20, the paperback costs $10, the eBook should be $5-$8. It should *always* be cheaper than the cheapest printed version. Amazon has tried selling eBooks in the past, but often prices would be based on the hardcover book, so the hardcover would be $20, the eBook would be $18 or $20, but the paperback would be $10. And when the hardcover and paperback prices fell, often the eBook prices would remain as they started, so it would be more expensive than the hardcover!

Instead, Amazon will probably have none of those things, and surprise, surprise, it will be a flop. And publishers will say “See? eBooks just aren’t a viable platform!”

Sigh.


Sony Reader

Incidentally, the best eBook design I’ve used so far was the Rocket REB 1150, which is still sold by eBookWise.


REB1150

The design is decently rugged, with two big buttons for page next, page previous and a touchscreen. The design is such that you can use it with either hand, and switch hands easily. The innards of the REB 1150 are kind of outdated, though. It uses the all-but defunct SmartMedia memory cards, has an old LCD screen, which isn’t terrible, but isn’t that great, either. The software for interfacing with it is clunky.

My perfect reader:
REB 1150 case, though slimmed down a bit, and lighter. Sony Reader innards. Bam!

Indiana Jones

So Dr. Jones is back for one more round, they just announced the title of the new movie, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull“. Doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue, but I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Also, I read “Holes” tonight. Good little tale, a quick and enjoyable read.

Not so far off

Here’s an image by French illustrator Villemard, part of a series done in 1910, imagining what life would be like in the year 2000.

Here’s a screenshot from me chatting with Sarah over Skype the other day…

The future is here! Of course, we don’t all have personal airplanes as shown in the other illustrations… but we do have some of the stuff…

So what bizarre stuff d’ya think we’ll have in the year 2100?