Hairless Ape

After my surgery, I didn’t have a razor at the hospital, so I let my beard grow.

Once I got home I continued to let to grow, for two reasons:
1) I thought a beard could be shaved into something interesting for Halloween, and
2) I was lazy

But Halloween came and went, and I never got together a costume, or shaved in any interesting way.
This is for two main reasons:
1) I was feeling crappy from the stupid flu shot (hint: don’t get it, it’s a trap!)
2) I was lazy

So last night I decided to shave, and took some photos along the way…

Check out all my facial hair variances!