My new word of the day:
dipsomania
also known as alcoholism.
Dipsomania sounds so much more fun, though.
“His tipsy nature means ipso-facto, it’s dipsomania!”
Fun!
Oh, also, earlier today I asked my bag of Newman’s Own Alphabet Cookies, “I’m not really sick, am I?”
I then reached in and pulled out some cookie-letters.
In my hand were four cookies:
ARE U
Hmm. Even the cookies won’t give me a straight answer.