{"id":54,"date":"2007-07-14T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T23:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/?p=54"},"modified":"2007-07-14T23:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-14T23:37:00","slug":"farmer-bobs-birthday-bash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Farmer Bob’s Birthday Bash"},"content":{"rendered":"

Went to my girlfriend’s roommate’s father’s birthday today.<\/p>\n

Brings to mind “Spaceballs”:<\/p>\n

\nDark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former
\n roommate.
\n Lone Starr: What’s that make us?
\n Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It was a good time. It was at Kara’s parent’s house, which is a beautiful farm.
\nThe weather was wonderful.<\/p>\n

\"blueberries\"
\nWe went into the meshed-off blueberry house and had some blueberries. Most weren’t ripe yet, but there were some ripe ones mixed in.<\/p>\n

There was a potluck cookout with tons of good stuff, and kids splashing in the pond Bob built many years back.<\/p>\n

Here are some photos<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Went to my girlfriend’s roommate’s father’s birthday today. Brings to mind “Spaceballs”: Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Lone Starr: What’s that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. It was a good time. It was at Kara’s parent’s house, which is a … Continue reading Farmer Bob’s Birthday Bash<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,5],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post","tag-farm","tag-party"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}