{"id":42,"date":"2007-07-02T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T10:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/?p=42"},"modified":"2007-07-02T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T10:19:00","slug":"thumpity-thump-thump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"thumpity-thump-thump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home last night, I hit a deer.<\/p>\n<p>Lucky for me, the deer was already dead, but by the time I saw it lying in my lane there was no time to swerve around it.  I had to go straight over it, with a loud, horrible thump-thump-thump as my car failed to clear the height of the deer.<\/p>\n<p>By the side of the road, I saw a maroon SUV pulled into the breakdown lane&#8230; I figured they either did the same thing I did, or perhaps hit the deer when it originally took its ill-fated walk onto the interstate.<\/p>\n<p>I was really tired when I got home, and it was dark, so I wasn&#8217;t able to fully check out to see if there was any damage.  I peered underneath, and didn&#8217;t see any fluids dripping from the car, so I don&#8217;t think the gast tank or brake lines were damaged.  Today after work I&#8217;ll give a full look-see.  It was Adam&#8217;s turn to drive today, so my car is taking a rest at home right now.<\/p>\n<p>The Prius is designed to have a pretty flat underside, so I&#8217;m hoping the deer just glanced off without any damage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home last night, I hit a deer. Lucky for me, the deer was already dead, but by the time I saw it lying in my lane there was no time to swerve around it. I had to go straight over it, with a loud, horrible thump-thump-thump as my car failed to clear the height &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/?p=42\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">thumpity-thump-thump<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36,37],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post","tag-driving","tag-roadkill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.tev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}