Tev’s a big fat jerk

Sigh… apparently I’m a jerk. I didn’t mean to be one, but I guess I’ve been talking down to people at work.

What happens is when there is some confusion about what a system or process is supposed to be, I restate my base assumptions about it to make sure we are all talking about the same thing. That’s my perception, anyway. I guess what other people hear is me talking down to them, explaining something to them that everyone already knows.

Thing is, I’m not sure what to do. I guess fundamentally re-think the way I converse with others.

Sigh.

Stupid, stupid, stupid… I can’t even communicate properly.

Operation Cleanup

If all goes according to plan, when I get home from work today, there will be a dumpster in my driveway.

It will be there for two weeks, and it kicks off a flurry of cleaning and purging that will hopefully result in a much more organized and less cluttered house.

I am already thinking about process changes I can make to keep it clean once it gets to that state.
Recently, I’ve been doing “zero inbox” on my email, which means I deal with all emails in my inbox, either deleting them, archiving them or replying and then archiving them. The idea is by keeping your inbox clean, it’s easy to see new stuff, and by dealing with it as it comes in, it never gets overwhelming.
So far it’s working really well. I’ve been doing it at work and at home, and my email boxes are clean and tidy. If I need to find an old email, I just use search, or filter based on some simple tags.

I’m thinking I could do the same thing with physical mail as well. I could move the shredder and the filing cabinets out of my bedroom, and when mail comes, either shred it, file it, or if it’s a bill, pay it and file the receipt – immediately. That way I won’t even let paper into my bedroom, since once it gets there, it just builds up in huge drifts.

The dumpster will allow us to throw out some old crappy furniture which has just built up and is taking up space.

I also might convince myself to part with some packratted stuff…

I need to go through my clothes, and decide for each item if it needs to be tossed, donated, or filed as winter or summer or all-weather. My closet and hamper are overflowing with clothes, I definitely can do some paring down.

And gadgets… I have a bunch of old gadgets built up. One laptop is garbage, a 486 that I don’t even think I could give away. Then there are two other laptops, a Dell Inspiron and an Apple Powerbook… they are old, and need new batteries, but work fine… I never use them, I should give them away or eBay them. I also have an old Palm IIIx, for which I have just about every accessory made. Seriously, I have the little digital camera attachment, and the GPS attachment, and a bunch of other stuff… I doubt it’s worth much. Again, I should give it away or sell it. It’s hard to do, though. Every fiber of my being tells me “keep them, they are old but still work – if there’s an apocalypse, they might come in handy…” But they are just taking up space, and it’s time to pare down.

Heh, as I type this, I’m listening to the new They Might Be Giants CD, and the song “Climbing the walls” is playing, which has this lyric:

Too much junk
Too much junk
Can we please clear out this house
In the trunk
In the trunk
And then we’ll take it all to the dump

Remotes

Trying out a new universal remote… Adam bought the Logitec Harmony 880 remote a while back, tried it, and didn’t like it. So I bought it from him, and it’s been sitting around for a few months.


New Harmony Remote

Tonight I sat down and configured it. Kinda clunky setup software (java-based and web-driven), but I think I got it all set up.

I’m going to try using it day-to-day and see how it goes.


Old MX500 Remote

I think I still prefer my old Home Theater Master MX500 remote, since it has a nicer button layout and larger more tactile buttons. But I’ll give the Harmony a chance and see if it grows on me.

Adam’s B-Day

Had Adam’s birthday party last night.

It was a lot of fun, we all met at our house, then went to a place called the Alamo for dinner.

When I got my food, it was so much that after I had eaten my fill and passed it around so everyone could try some, there was still 2/3 of it left. Sarah and I ate the leftovers today for lunch. So it was literally enough food for a full meal for three people. And it was really yummy.

After the Alamo, we went to Pinz for bowling.
I bowled a 109, which for me is very good.

A buncha pics are up on flickr.

Garage Band

Garage Band is a fun app, which somehow simultaneously gives me the sense that putting together a song is easy, and that composing music is very hard.

Almost everyone I know can play an instrument, somehow music has always eluded me.

Maybe I’m too dumb to learn, or maybe I’ve been too lazy to try and learn.

Either way I feel like an idiot who missed out.

Here’s the start of a tune I did in Garage band last night.
I don’t know if you can really call it mine, since I just made a mix using the built-in loops.

Song1.mp3

Handy Tip

If you ever want to boost your productivity when programming, just pop in the Run Lola Run soundtrack. Your fingers will really want to get moving on that code.

Marketing Classic Books

So I had an idea that I thought I’d sketch out last night…

What if overzealous marketers wanted to promote classic books, but had never read them, and didn’t want to take the time to?

So here are some cover designs and taglines, based only on the book title.
They’re really rough, but convey the basic idea…

You can also see higher-res versions on Flickr.


“They were separated by age, but brought together by love. The tale of the forbidden passion that shocked a nation! – 19 / 84 – George Orwell”

“The life of a porn star is a hard one. – Moby Dick – A ribald romp by Herman Melville”


“Their mission: colonize Mercury. But they were not alone… – Fahrenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury”

“The FBI’s top agent has only 3 days to stop 22 criminal masterminds! – Catch-22 – Joseph Heller”


“Revenge is a drink best served with poison. – The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck”

“When you want to get away from… your life. – Uncle Tom’s Cabin – Harriet Beecher Stowe, the master of horror”


“He can see you, but you can’t see him. – The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger”

The Jungle – A handy guide to visiting the Amazon. With full-color photos! – Upton Sinclair”


“An Oprah Book Club Selection! – Oliver Twist – He’ll dance his way to the top, and into your heart. – Charles Dickens”

The Time Machine – An illustrated history of the wristwatch. – H.G. Wells”

“All he ever wanted was to play football. – The Hunchback of Notre Dame – Victor Hugo”