organ grinder

I went in to the doctor’s yesterday, to meet with the surgeon. Sarah came with me, to rough them up with her nurse-fu if they gave me any trouble. The surgeon was nice though, and was also curious to see if the flush did anything, so agreed to set up an ultrasound to see.

I scheduled an ultrasound for next week, and the surgery is scheduled for next month.
If the ultrasound shows that the stones were cleared by that herbal flush, then I can cancel the surgery.
If not, then I’ll go in for surgery on Oct. 10th, the operation takes about an hour, and then I’d go home and spend the weekend resting and recuperating.

While I was there, I requested copies of my ultrasounds (which the US technician falsely claimed I wasn’t allowed to have) and I swung by and picked them up this morning.

Here are the “before” ultrasounds, taken about a month ago (note, this is not “before” and “after”, just two different cross-section views from “before” – the “after” ultrasound hasn’t happened yet):


And here are the same images, where I’ve highlighted the important bits:


So a fair number of stones, but not a huge amount – some people have their gall bladder literally packed completely full of stones.

Predicting the past with old cookies

I just grabbed a handful of alphabet cookies to see what’s in store for me, and the letters were:

F L Y H T

So not only are the cookies out of date, they can’t spell.
I guess they have been sitting on my desk awhile.

There’s only a few left in the bag now. The last letters are:

B A ? K (the third one was just a fragment of a cookie)

so the whole thing was:

F L Y H T B A K

oh, “flight back”, well done cookies… you sucessfully predicted something that happened TWO DAYS AGO! I need some fresh cookies. Especially since this bag’s empty now.

EULA are screwed-a

Adam bought Spore but didn’t like it.
I wanted to buy Spore.

According to paragraph 3 of the Spore EULA (End User License Agreement, the contract software companies make you agree to in order to use their software), the purchaser of Spore CAN transfer his ownership/license to another person.

So it all works out, right?

Not so fast.

He uninstalled Spore on his computer.
I installed Spore on my computer, using the serial number.

So far so good.

I run Spore and try to register it.

No go. “This serial number cannot be linked to this account.”

I contact EA support. This is what I said:

My roommate purchased Spore but didn’t like it. I was planning on purchasing Spore, but since he didn’t want it, he uninstalled it and gave me his copy. However, after installing it on my computer, it says it cannot be linked to my account.

According to the EULA, owners are allowed to make a one-time permanent transfer of the license to another person, so it’s within his rights as defined by EA to give me his copy after uninstalling it.

What gives?

This is what they responded with:

Response (Priyaranjan Chatterjee)
09/14/2008 10:18 PM
Hi,

Thank you for contacting Electronic Arts.

If you have purchased a previously registered copy of the game then you will not be able to create a brand new account. You will need to get the user name and the password from the person that sold the game. If you do not have the user name and password from the person who previously registered copy, then we will not be able to assist you. We do not recommend that someone purchase used software or accounts, unless he/she is sure that they are buying a brand new game, which has never been registered. In addition, the registration code can only be used to create one account. If an account was created using the code, you cannot use it again to create a new account. Also, the account registered once cannot be unregistered. You will need to login to the game using the same account name and password with which it is registered.

However if you wish you can purchase a new Registration code/Serial number/CD from our warranty department, please mail our Warranty department the following information:

-The [Proof of Purchase] page from the manual, or if that is not available the game disk.
Note: If you send the game disk, please send it using a traceable method, as Electronic Arts is not responsible for products lost in transit.
-A letter explaining that you need a replacement serial number.
-A money order for $10.00 USD.
-Note: We do NOT accept cash, checks, or credit cards.
-Include full contact information:
-First and Last Name
-Return Address (Including City, State, and Zip Code)
-Phone Number
-E-mail Address

You must mail in your request to the following address:
Electronic Arts Customer Warranty
209 Redwood Shores Pkwy
Redwood City, CA 94065

Once all of the information has been received, our Warranty Department will process your request and e-mail as well as standard mail you a serial number. If you mailed the game disks to us, the disks will be returned to you shortly. NOTE: If you fail to include all of the requested items, it will prevent us from processing your request.

If you have any further questions feel free to respond to this email for assistance.

Sincerely,

EARep Paddy
Player Relations
Electronic Arts

Umm… WHAT?

To transfer your license to someone else, you have to GIVE THEM YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD TOO?

Excuse me, but that is NOT “transferring your license”. That is transferring your IDENTITY to someone else and allowing them to log in as you!!!

This is the problem with EULAs and DRM, the draconian restrictions that companies put on “ownership” of content. If I have a game, or song, or movie, or digital book, there NEEDS to be a method BUILT INTO THE SYSTEM that allows me, LEGALLY and PRACTICALLY and EASILY, the ability to LEND it to someone temporarily, and SELL it to someone permanently.

And that lending or sale should NOT require me to disseminate personal information such as my fucking USERNAME and PASSWORD to someone who might be only a passing acquaintance or even a stranger.

Looking more closely at paragraph 3 of the Spore EULA, it seems you can transfer your license, but they put in a whole bunch of disclaimers and gotchas, so essentially you CAN’T, and if you do, it’s a crippled version with no online features (which is a big part of Spore):

3. Transfer. You may make a one time permanent transfer to all your rights to install and use the Software to another individual or legal entity provided that: (a) the technical protection measures used by the Software supports such transfers; (b) you also transfer this License and all copies of the Software; (b) you retain no copies of the Software, upgrades, updates or prior versions; and (c) the receiving party accepts the terms and conditions of this License. You may not be able to transfer the right to receive updates, dynamically served content, or the right to use any online service of EA in connection with the Software. You may not be able to transfer the Software if you have already exhausted the terms of this License by authenticating the Software on the allowed number machines. Subsequent recipients of this License may not be able to authenticate the Software on additional machines. EA may require that any end user of the Software register the Software online as a condition of use and/or purchase additional licenses. NOTWITHSTANDING THE FOREGOING, YOU MAY NOT TRANSFER PRE-RELEASE COPIES OF THE SOFTWARE.

The EULA/DRM situation needs to get unfucked, soon.

One company taking a logical position is StarDock games, who have posted a Gamer’s Bill of Rights, common-sense items that they are considered radical for adopting. They make great games, and have the right (although sadly, pretty unique) approach: your customers are not the enemy.

Here’s hoping the digital media industries will someday come around to that way of thinking. Might be a long way off, though. Especially since the RIAA and MPAA are moving in the opposite direction, trying to ban fair use and treating their customers like criminals.

Traveller

At gate A10 at the airport, an hour till my flight. Neil gave me headphones, I forgot mine on my desk back in MA.

food intake

Here’s what I’ve had to eat the last few days, for this gallstone cleanse experiment:

Monday

  • bowl of cereal with 2% milk
  • 8oz of Three Philosophers beer
  • 12oz apple juice
  • 12oz apple juice
  • 2 apple juice juice boxes from McDonald’s

Tuesday

  • peach
  • salad with fat-free dijon dressing
  • 1/4 cup steamed veggies and 1″ cube of steamed chicken
  • virgin strawberry margarita
  • 12oz coffee with hazelnut syrup
  • 1.5 cups apple juice mixed with 2 Tbsp epsom salts
  • 1/2 cup olive oil mixed with 1/4 cup fresh squeezed grapefruit juice

Wednesday

  • english muffin with jam
  • steamed swiss chard with salt
  • 1.5 cups apple juice mixed with 2 Tbsp epsom salts
  • 1/2 cup olive oil mixed with 1/4 cup fresh squeezed grapefruit juice

I’m predicting the last part of Wednesday, but since it’s after 2pm and I’m not supposed to eat after 2, it’s probably pretty accurate.

Incidentally, a mixture of olive oil and grapefruit juice has the same taste and acidic feel as vomit. Mmmm.

Of course, the only way to test the results of all this is to get another ultrasound and see if there are less or no stones. Which is probably something the doctors won’t let me do, since I just had an ultrasound a few weeks ago. Maybe Sarah can help me convince them to do it.

fasting

There’s a natural gallstone flush that some people have had luck with, so I’m trying that…

During the day I’m supposed to fast, only having apple juice.

Then I drink a solution of epsom salts..

Before bed, I’m supposed to drink a cup of olive oil mixed with lemon or grapefruit juice, and then go to bed, lying on my side.

The thinking is this:

The Epsom salts dialate the bile ducts, and then the olive oil floods the system with oil. The body uses bile to break down oil, so the liver and gall bladder dump all the bile they have. This, combined with me lying on my side, should push gallstones to the bile duct.

Ordinarily, the gallstones would get stuck blocking the bile duct or in the bile duct itself, causing, let me tell you, horrible, horrible, agonizing pain.

But in theory, the Epsom salts have dialated the ducts, so instead of blocking, the stones pass harmlessly into the intestines, where they eventually, ahem, exit the body.

That’s the theory.

In clinical studies of this cleanse, it had limited success, though it didn’t seem like it harmed many people, either.

Guess I’ll find out soon.

This is supposed to be done for 2-3 days, so most likely this is all I will eat:
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